so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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