Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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