guys are not supposed to queef...right?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You are the jesus of drinking
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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