you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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