you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Shame - the story of my life.
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