it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
