i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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