return my video game
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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