Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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