Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
50% drunk capacity currently
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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