Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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