Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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