I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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