So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Sorry my hands just texted you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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