She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
it's not cheating when I paid for it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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