This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
