it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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