Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm both gender and math confused
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