the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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