I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i think my cat just said my name.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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