This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm lost and stupid without you.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
