I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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