your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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