Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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