i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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