But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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