Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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