Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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