Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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