Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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