Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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