What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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