Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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