Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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