IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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