On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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