i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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