had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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