so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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