IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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