Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I bet he comes in French.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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