p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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