so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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