I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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