last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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