it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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