I heard we made out
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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