She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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