So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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