Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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